Hello.
I am your webmistress.
Doesn't that sound cool?
So, since you are here, I assume you have looked at
my page, Ginger Snap.
I also have another page called Under The Waves that you may want to check
out. It has music and other cool junk.
Have you signed my guestbook yet?
You haven't?? You monkey, sign or die.
Well now what?
Would you like to know about me?
YES?
Well I pity you, but here you go anyway.
I obviosly like Geri, but the more burning
question is:
Why?
Why do I like Geri? Well I have my reasons.
1. She was the best Spice Girl. by far Geri
won that title. She was loud, she was outrageuos, she was rude,
she grabbed Price Charles's ass, how cool is that?
2. She's so real. She doesn't look like some
waif, 20ft super-model, but she's gorgeous.
3. She is so darling! Ever since she's been
made over as Elegant Spice, she has just been so darling! Her
outfits are precious and she's always bubbling and happy. And
when she was on David Letterman she just leaped up there in the
chair and sat pretzel-legged. Too cute.
4. She does so much good. Ever since she's been
a Goodwill Ambassador, she has spread so much awareness. She has
enlightened many women about breast cancer, even women in prisons.
She goes to third world countries and promotes birth control,
(to the displeasment of some) where it is greatly needed.With
her celebrity status she brings so much promotion and enlightenment
to people, which is fantasic.
Um, there are more, but I can't think
of anymore now.
I am a 15 year
old female.
I will be in 10th grade when school returns in the
fall.
i do not smoke, do drugs, drink, have sex, or commit
petty crimes.
I made a 4.0 grade point average last year in the 9th
grade.
I swear, i am every parents dream child. I don't commit
any of the aforementioned crimes, and :::gasp::: I enjoy being with my parents. Call me crazy,
but I do.
I am about as anti-social as they come.
I rarely hang out with people my age.
This is part choice, part the way it is.
Most children my age either:
A. Don't like me because "I'm weird"
(actually, I think it's cause I'm so....
"good" that people don't want to be around me.)
B. I don't want to associate with them for various
reasons
(such as, being a bunch of jack asses
and committing crimes and doing drugs, etc., etc., etc.)
C. Live too damned far away
( I got to what is called a "Magnet
School" and kids come from all around the county to this
"special" school that majors in something. So therefore,
most of my friends live really far away which makes it difficult
to do anything with them.)
or D. Um... I just plain don't like people.
I've never been a social butterfly,
if you know what I mean.
Well I kinda got off the topic here.
Oh well. Was I ever on one?
Well, more
about me......
I'm an artist.
I love to draw, and recently I've been taking oil painting
class which is really cool.
So far my painting skills aren't fantastic, but I'm
working on it.
You can see some of my artist abilities displayed in
the Geri Art section of that page.
I also enjoy writing very much so.
I have written two very cool children's stories....
hmmm, maybe i should display them?
I dunno.... I don't want people stealing them.
I have a cat
She's cool and insane.
Her name is Miranda
Here's her lovely picture:
hehe isn't it cool? i took it right in front of her
so that's why it looks weird.
Meet my cyber Guinea Pig! Her name is Lucille.
Isn't she spiffy? Click on the certificate to go get
one of your own!
Would you like a cyber "pet"? Go and get
one of this very page!
Pick up an Adopt-a-Geri Today!
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Stuff
I Like
Daria kicks ass. Jane, (above) is my fave because she
reminds me of myself.
Is an awesome show. I love David Spade, he's great.
Rats kick ass. Plain and simple. If you are afraid
of rats, you are just a wussy and need to get over it.
They're the best pets you'll ever want to own in your
life.
daisies are the best flowers
I enjoy nail polish. I have
large amounts of fun painting my nails. I particularly
enjoy dark vampy reds and shiny pinks.
But any color will do.
Monkeys are so cool. They are so cute and intelligent.
And so human-like. It's almost scary how much like us they are.
But they're better. Humans are terrible. Monkeys and apes don't
destroy the planet with pollution. They just live in their jungles
and rain forests peacefully. That is until their home is plowed
down for timber.
Well more about monkeys.
I collect all things monkey.
(You pervert
with your dirty mind, i know what
you're thinking. Sicko)
I especailly enjoy Curious George.
He kicks
ass.
I have all sorts of cool monkey things.
I have little monkey stuffed animals, figurines, and
tons of other stuff.
I also enjoy
Monkichi.
He's a Sanrio character. Which I also enjoy (Sanrio
that is).
this is a fast ani of all the most popular characters.
Chococat is also spiffy. He's a fairly new character
in America. I have a few things of him.
Well, I think that's about all I can
come up with to write about for now.
Comments? Good. Write me
some mail, you know you want to.
Oh and in case you forgot, Sign My Guestbook.
NOW!